Things people don't have the balls to talk about - Bathrooms

Juan: can i ask u a PG question
Girl: it better be PG
Juan: when girls go to take a dump in a public bathroom, like at work, isnt it embarassing to take a dump next to someone else
Girl: ahahahah
Girl: yeahhh
Juan: like u have to hear them and stuff
Girl: thats y u go to the end
Girl: ahhhahaahah
Juan: and if the bathroom is quiet, you hear EVERYTHING
Juan: it's like a freakin conversation between bowels
Girl: welll... flush the toilet or something while ur at it
Girl: HAHAHHAHA
Juan: everytime!?
Juan: what if ur taking a monster long dump
Juan: then u waste ALOT of water!
Girl: its okieee, keep flushing it
Girl: omg, just go take ur dump
Juan: nah
Girl: please dont explode in there
Girl: i dont care, i just go
Girl: u know wats even grosss?
Girl: sometimes ppl just fart soo loud in there
Girl: i wonder if they are embarrassed
Juan: lol
Juan: its so rare to hear a girl fart
Juan: i dont think i have ever heard a girl fart except my mom
Girl: hahaahha
Girl: like old ladies
Girl: they would just peee
Girl: and then adjsfi;jsadfk;lsdjfl;asjfasdf
Girl: i would be like
Girl: wowowowoww
Juan: well yea old ladies just dont care anymore. Past age 50 is just like anything goes..let it alllll hang out
Juan: this is totally going in my blog

Verdict: Unresolved

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Thank you, and I wish you all a peaceful bowel movement